I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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