I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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