drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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