She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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