This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We were destined to go to rehab together
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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