yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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