i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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