real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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