Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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