I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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