There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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