Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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