I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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