did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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