Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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