Please, let me fuck your mom
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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