so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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