I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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