He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
