nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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