Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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