so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Someone signed my nipple.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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