look no pants
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How does it feel to date your dad?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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