he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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