No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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