the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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