My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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