it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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