It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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