Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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