I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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