what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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