I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize