My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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