Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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