She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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