Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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