Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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