I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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