OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am one with the molecules
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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