my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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