what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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