I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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