just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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