I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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