Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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