I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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