afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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