butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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