I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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