i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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