Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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