Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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