I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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