You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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