you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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