What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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